My Life, As I Love It.

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via straight-faggot)

luisapa9:

Do you ever just wanna lay in bed with someone and talk about each other’s life until you both fall asleep?

(via straight-faggot)

okashido:

so-fucking-broke:

admiralobvious:

Possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

this made me cry

Reblog this. We owe this person at least this much

okashido:

so-fucking-broke:

admiralobvious:

Possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

this made me cry

Reblog this. We owe this person at least this much

(Source: abandonedography, via straight-faggot)

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?you are part of a big story.if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.this is great.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.

It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.

(via straight-faggot)

elionking:

elionking:

elionking:

i need a girl to watch cartoons with 

and sit on my face

but not while cartoons is on. like, after cartoons is over

(via straight-faggot)

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theashleyclements:

You guys it made a FRIEND!

theashleyclements:

You guys it made a FRIEND!

(via straight-faggot)

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via straight-faggot)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via straight-faggot)

Papa John is wayyy too young to be calling himself Papa (via collegehumor)

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via straight-faggot)

infinitelove:

When in doubt eat her out

(via straight-faggot)

actual-human-girl:

OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.

But you know it’s not Vee.

This is true. But at the moment It’s a tie between Poussey and Sofia.

(via straight-faggot)