My Life, As I Love It.

myjasonshine:

This is too accurate

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Look what I picked up at the bodies exhibit yesterday.

Look what I picked up at the bodies exhibit yesterday.

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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Whenever I see someone tweet something like “Stay positive! The future is ours!” I always imagine them writing it on the toilet. Streeter Seidell  (via collegehumor)

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I could start fires with what I feel for you. David Ramirez  (via forever-and-alwayss)

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oyesiam1:

Ellen DeGeneres coming out in 1997 x 
Ellen Page coming out in 2014  x

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melonfucker4:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke

remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive

Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters

not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling

Punk responsibly.

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THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

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LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

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THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

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trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

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